EGSA: BAD WINE BAD POETRY!!

Brace yourselves, EGSAites: here is a/the message you’ve all been waiting for…….

YOUR SOCIAL CHAIRS WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE EGSA’S ANNUAL
BAD WINE BAD POETRY NIGHT!!

The rules:
1. Come to Margy’s house at 7pm this Saturday, Feb. 27 (directions below).
2. Bring the following: (1) a bad poem or two, either composed by you or found in the vast wasteland of bad poetry that is the internet, and (2) a bad bottle of wine, defined as a bottle that costs $5 or less.
3. Invite your friends from other departments, as long as they too bring bad wine and bad poetry.
4. Prepare to vie for the prizes:(1) worst overall, (2) most pretentious, (3) most derivative, (4) worst use of rhyme, (5) most scandalous, and (6) most emotionally manipulative.

This is pretty much the best event your social chairs will ever plan, so YOU SHOULD ATTEND.

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Your Social Chairs! (Denise and Margy)