EGSA Digest Halloween Edition

English Graduate Student Association

EGSA Digest Halloween Edition

October 25, 2018 Uncategorized 0

In this issue: Rad Parties, This and That, Juicy Gossip

Happy Halloween! Admittedly, the holiday isn’t quite the same now that it no longer provides an opportunity to receive vast quantities of free candy, but it does provide us with an opportunity to have a party together where we can all receive vast quantities of fun, so make sure you RSVP to that as detailed below. When I was growing up, some of my friends and acquaintances would dodge the purported issue of Satan worship by considering Halloween “Reformation Day,” so Happy Reformation Day if you prefer or, if you incline in less Protestant directions, my condolences.

I’ll be debuting a new section of the Digest today, so be sure to check that out in the EGSA Digest Halloween Edition. This will be a sort of catch-all section wherein various scuttlebutt from the department can be reported in an informative and entirely non-satirical fashion.

Godspeed on all the things, and may your weekend be appropriately spoopy.

Sort of sincerely,
Clayton McReynolds
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)

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