Inside this issue: Various Opportunities, Astounding Victories, and the Shocking Truth about Carroll Science
I am hungry, I am busy, and I don’t have a whole heck of a lot to say here, so I’m not going to say a whole heck of a lot, except Godspeed to the lot of you in this final month of the semester. And I do hope you will peruse the Digest for fun activities, educative experiences, and horrifying truths lurking beneath the serene surface of our daily lives.
Sort of sincerely,
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)