Inside this issue: Lots of Actual Information and Legit Accomplishments!
There are so many nifty things coming up and y’all accomplished so many things to acclaim that the EGSA Inquirer was not able to publish an issue today! So for now you’ll have to make do with the so-called “facts.” But do check out all the opportunities for education, fun, and support, along with the awesome doings of your comrades. And rest assured we are on the track of the shadowy Thetanist leader.
Carry on, EGSA.
Sort of sincerely,
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)