Inside this issue: Several Vital Pieces of Information, The True Truth from a Free Man
Download it Here: EGSA Digest The Return of the Truth Edition
Welcome back one and all; I hope you had pleasant and/or profitable Spring Breaks! I apologize for the lack of a Digest last Thursday. I was rather busy at the time, hiding in a culvert and trying to persuade a small fuzzy cat to stay silent so that a masked woman, whom I can only assume to be Caitlin Lawrence, did not discover our whereabouts.
Meanwhile, we all alike face the daunting pursuit of impending projects, masked or other-wise, looming inevitably larger as the end of the semester suddenly comes leaping out of nowhere, brandishing an ornately carved knife, much like Caitlin did when she burst out from behind the Carroll Science vending machines last Thursday afternoon. But we will all survive the onslaught of those papers, grades, and whatnot by escaping into our culverts of concentration, sprinting frantically across the Fountain Mall of dedication, and peddling pell-mell to freedom on the stolen bicycle of determination.
Meanwhile, take a good gander at the information and announcements in here today, so that you don’t miss any of these important deadlines and upcoming opportunities! And don’t forget to keep me abreast of any achievements or victories you encounter in your life or notice in others’!
Sort of sincerely,
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)