EGSA Digest: Hockey Edition

Inside this issue: Salient News, Celebratory Tidings, and Scintillating Scuttlebutt

EGSA Digest Hockey Edition

As we approach the end of this semester, I suspect that we might all begin to feel a certain kinship in our various struggles to complete our various tasks with this adorable hockey-playing child. Trying to weather the onslaught of graduate school deadlines is not unlike this young lad’s desperate efforts to stay on his feet, and I suspect that many of our hearts might be stirred by his frank declaration: “I want a nap!” As he resorts from stumbling along, to walking on his knees, to finally crawling forward, I see in him inspiration for us all. His fitful fight against the “old paint can” of expectations might be toilsome, but he knows, as we do we all, that at the end of the hard journey lies the sweet Badonald’s of freedom.
And as you skate or crawl or worm your way along, take a few minutes to peruse the following announcements and congratulations! They are all things you’ll want to take note of!

Happy ice skating, comrades.

Sort of sincerely,

Clayton McReynolds

EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)