Inside this issue: Notable News, Song-Worthy Successes, and Possibly Puritans
I’m not going to say much here today, folks, for one very simple reason, which is that I don’t want to. May my honesty cover over my sloth.
However, don’t let the sparsity of this introduction deceive you; this issue is chock full of good stuff: some important announcements you won’t want to miss, a wealth of awesome achievements to applaud, and some startling developments in the Thetanist Conspiracy.
Enjoy, EGSA comrades!
Sort of sincerely,
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)