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I hope that your respective celebrations of Easter were most excellent! It’s time now for the final plunge into our various scholastic endeavors, which may at the moment look like a plunge into destruction, but will, I suspect, ultimately culminate in our survival followed by sweet, sweet freedom. So hang in there, comrades! Our victory is nigh.
Sort of sincerely,
EGSA Secretary (a.k.a. Mister Secretary Sir, a.k.a. Minister of Misinformation)