Author: Rachel Kilgore

EGSA Digest: The End Edition

In this issue: The Usual EGSA Digest The End Edition We are almost there, friends! For most of us that news is probably simultaneously horrifying and relieving, but in a week’s time that horror will be behind us and the relief upon us. So hang in there, comrades! And thank you for an excellent first…
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May 11, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: Xenu Edition

Inside this issue: Valuable Opportunities, Invaluable Opportunities (What the heck, English?) EGSA Digest Xenu Edition I don’t have much to say here today, folks, except for one very important PSA: Everything is going to be ok. It may be incredibly difficult and stressful and painful for a while as well, but it really is going…
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May 3, 2019 0

EGSA Digest Excellent Edition

Inside this issue: There’s only one way to find out. EGSA Digest Excellent Edition I hope that your respective celebrations of Easter were most excellent! It’s time now for the final plunge into our various scholastic endeavors, which may at the moment look like a plunge into destruction, but will, I suspect, ultimately culminate in…
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April 26, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: Hedgehog Edition

Inside this issue: Things to know, things to do, things to fear EGSA Digest Hedgehog Edition As the end of the semester comes hurtling toward us with apparently deadly intent, I find that I can best express my feelings with one of my favorite Dr. Russell words: Yikesters! But it’s going to be ok. Right?…
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April 18, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: Further Revelations Edition

Inside this issue: Vital Information of Various Kinds EGSA Digest Further Revelations Edition This is the point of the semester at which I calculate what I need to do in the time that remains and conclude that I am, in fact, screwed. However, thus far, I have always been wrong, and I expect and hope…
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April 16, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: The Puritan Edition

Inside this issue: Notable News, Song-Worthy Successes, and Possibly Puritans EGSA Digest Puritan Edition I’m not going to say much here today, folks, for one very simple reason, which is that I don’t want to. May my honesty cover over my sloth. However, don’t let the sparsity of this introduction deceive you; this issue is…
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April 8, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: Hockey Edition

Inside this issue: Salient News, Celebratory Tidings, and Scintillating Scuttlebutt EGSA Digest Hockey Edition As we approach the end of this semester, I suspect that we might all begin to feel a certain kinship in our various struggles to complete our various tasks with this adorable hockey-playing child. Trying to weather the onslaught of graduate…
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March 29, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: The Return of the Truth Edition

Inside this issue: Several Vital Pieces of Information, The True Truth from a Free Man Download it Here: EGSA Digest The Return of the Truth Edition Welcome back one and all; I hope you had pleasant and/or profitable Spring Breaks! I apologize for the lack of a Digest last Thursday. I was rather busy at the…
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March 22, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: The Spring Break Eve Edition

Inside this issue: Useful News, Freely Spoken Information, Still Definitely No Secret Message EGSA Digest The REAL Spring Break Eve Edition Congratulations on making it (almost) all the way to Spring Break, comrades! I hope that you and your cats are well. And I hope that you all have a great time partying away this…
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March 11, 2019 0

EGSA Digest: The Still Totally Normal Edition

Inside this issue: All Good Things, Still No Hidden Message EGSA Digest Still Totally Normal Edition I hope that your week has been excellent, friends. I hope that it has been as wonderful as Ben, as enlightening as Luke, and as uplifting as Caitlin. It is hard to believe that we are already this far…
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March 1, 2019 0