Bad Wine, Bad Poetry! Reminder

The most fun event of the year is happening very soon…tonight or tomorrow night, depending on when you are reading this! YOUR SOCIAL CHAIRS WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE EGSA’S ANNUAL BAD WINE/BAD POETRY NIGHT!!

The rules:
1. Come to Heather and Lanta’s house at 7pm Saturday, April 16 (directions to follow very soon, I promise).
2. Bring the following: (1) a bad poem or two, either composed by you or found in the vast wasteland of bad poetry that is the internet, and (2) a bad bottle of wine, defined as a bottle that costs $5 or less. Cheese, bread, and other snacks will be provided (and will aim for being good rather than bad).
3. Invite your friends and family, as long as they too bring bad wine and bad poetry.
4. Prepare to vie for the prizes! (1) worst overall, (2) most pretentious, (3) worst original poem (by you), (4) worst use of rhyme, (5) most emotionally manipulative, (6) funniest, and (7)worst song lyrics or other “found poem.”

Bad Wine/Bad Poetry is an old tradition, really hilarious, and the best event your social chairs will ever plan, so YOU SHOULD ATTEND. Just ask anyone who has been 🙂
Denise and Heidi